did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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