I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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