If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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