So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
