i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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