I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Your penis caused this!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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