i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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