oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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