Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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