butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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