If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
