I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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