i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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