Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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