Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she smelled like a LAN party
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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