How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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