I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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