IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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