I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
