remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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