Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Randomize
