oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
