I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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