Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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