I wanna passion pit in your ass
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Operation Purity has been aborted
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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