I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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