"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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