Yo dont text me then not text me
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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