What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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