those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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