I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm really busy with my period
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