: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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