I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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