Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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