I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
