Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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