im about as happy as oj after his trial
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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