yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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