If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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