Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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