That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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