Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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