my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
His nipple licking is glorious
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