I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Sorry about my life...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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