i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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