sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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