why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I am one with the molecules
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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