i don't plan on having that self control this summer
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
nutella sex= disaster
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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