3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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