Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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