Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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