He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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