its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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