no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize