Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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