Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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