I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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