Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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